The Lighter Side of Shoes
|A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana
- The Lighter Side
He's got the whole world at his feet and he can't find
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from
I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
Poise is that quality which enables you to buy a pair of
shoes without seeming conscious of the hole in your
The soles on my shoes were so thin I could step on a
coin and tell if it was heads or tails.
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted - in
--Franklin Delano Roosevelt
--Ah, the patter of little feet around the house.
There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
--W. C. Fields
Dentopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and
putting your foot in it. I've been practising it for
--Prince Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because
I know it will be up all night.
Progress has its drawbacks; You can't warm your feet on
Never hire a plumber who wears rubber boots or an
electrician with scorched eyebrows.
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