The Lighter Side of Shoes

Creative Shoes

He's got the whole world at his feet and he can't find his shoes.
--John Williamson

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
--Mickey Rooney

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
--Muhammad Ali

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
--Adrienne Gusoff

Poise is that quality which enables you to buy a pair of shoes without seeming conscious of the hole in your stocking.
--Unknown

The soles on my shoes were so thin I could step on a coin and tell if it was heads or tails.
--Tommy Lasorda

A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted - in the air.
--Franklin Delano Roosevelt

--Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
--W. C. Fields

Dentopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practising it for years.
--Prince Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh

I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night.
--Steven Wright

Progress has its drawbacks; You can't warm your feet on a microwave.
--Doug Larson

Never hire a plumber who wears rubber boots or an electrician with scorched eyebrows.
--Ashley Cooper